Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live, along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.io.com/~serpas/snl.html). To subscribe or unsubscribe, visit: http://mailman.io.com/mailman/listinfo/snlreruns/ ~~~ The NBC episode for this Saturday night (7-Jun-03) is a rerun: *************************************************************************** **** 02t  DAA / Beyonce ........................................................................... .... cold  Hardball- Al Sharpton (TRM) has little chance to become president in 2004 mono  DAA & JIB perform Time Won't Let Me show  Top O' The Morning- William's dad (DAA) & many siblings fill the bar skit  Buddy Mills introduces son (Kip King) & reconciles with old friend (DAA) skit  Donald joins a biker gang while The Falconer sinks in quicksand TOON  by RBS- Ben Affleck buys Jennifer Lopez a Robert Duvall look-alike dog show  Versace (MAR) Backyard Barbeque- Anna Nicole Smith (John Goodman) visits song  musical guest & Jay-Z [real] perform Crazy In Love news  Drunk Girl thinks she's in a tanning bed & flashes JIF news  in a terrible re-enactment, CHK recapitulates his career at SNL show  Astronaut Jones & (DAA) encounter yet another busty space vixen (MAR) skit  canines sample the cuisine at an upscale restaurant run by & for dogs song  musical guest performs Dangerously In Love comm  Sam Elliott (DAA) stays dry with Dr. Deacon's Haunch Crack Powder In some markets, it will be followed by a classic episode: *************************************************************************** **** 78f  Carrie Fisher / The Blues Brothers ........................................................................... .... cold: musical guest performs Soul Man mono: Obi-Wan Kenobi (DAA) guides host as she tells a Star Wars-themed joke skit: Princess Leia (host) is a Beach Blanket Bimbo From Outer Space skit: members of the Loud family (BIM), (JAC), (GIR), (host) disturb the peace skit  Mercy Killers- orderlies (DAA) & (BIM) euthanize the wrong patient (GAM) news: Father Guido Sarducci shows depositor gifts offered by the Vatican Bank news: Roseanne Roseannadanna wanders from quitting smoking to sauna sweat song: musical guest performs Got Everything I Need, Almost song  musical guest performs B Movie Boxcar Blues FILM: Mr. Bill Goes Fishing by Walter Williams- Mr. Hands helps catch a whale show: Tomorrow- cheerful Linda Blair (host) reflects on her rocky adolescence skit  Marseilles barfly Brandy (host) sells a sailor (BIM) on mutual funds show  Bad Red Chinese Ballet- New York Yankee (GAM) represents imperialism FILM   Roman Holiday by TOS- woman has fun despite death of her husband ~~~ The following 60-minute versions of SNL episodes will air on Comedy Central (CC) & E! Entertainment Television (E!); all times EDT... Sa 07-Jun-03  8:00am  CC  91q  Sharon Stone / Pearl Jam  1:00pm  CC  93n  Martin Lawrence / Crash Test Dummies  2:00pm  CC  99r  John Goodman / Neil Young  3:00pm  CC  92j  Danny DeVito / Bon Jovi  4:00pm  CC  92h  Tom Arnold / Neil Young  5:00pm  CC  00l  Sean Hayes / Shaggy 10:00pm  E!  01b  Seann William Scott / Sum 41 Su 08-Jun-03  8:00am  CC  98s  Sarah Michelle Gellar / Backstreet Boys  1:00pm  CC  00i  Charlie Sheen / Nelly Furtado  2:00pm  CC  00p  Alec Baldwin / Coldplay  3:00pm  CC  96f  RDJ / Fiona Apple  4:00pm  CC  98h  Vince Vaughn / Lauryn Hill  5:00pm  CC  00a  Rob Lowe / Eminem  6:00pm  CC  99i  Jamie Foxx / _b_link__-182 Mo 09-Jun-03  1:00pm  CC  92n  BIM / Sting  2:00pm  CC  96k  David Alan Grier / Snoop Doggy Dogg  5:30pm  CC  98b  Kelsey Grammer / Sheryl Crow Tu 10-Jun-03  1:00pm  CC  93b  Shannen Doherty / Cypress Hill  2:00pm  CC  93s  John Goodman / The Pretenders  5:30pm  CC  99e  Garth Brooks We 11-Jun-03  1:00pm  CC  99q  Tobey Maguire / Sisqo  2:00pm  CC  93q  Kelsey Grammer / Dwight Yoakam  5:30pm  CC  00o  Julia Stiles / Aerosmith  8:00pm  CC  97s  Matthew Broderick / Natalie Merchant, Tenacious D Th 12-Jun-03  1:00pm  CC  91m  Jason Priestly / Teenage Fanclub  2:00pm  CC  95l  Danny Aiello / Coolio  5:30pm  CC  00a  Rob Lowe / Eminem  2:00am  CC  97n  Garth Brooks  3:00am  CC  96e  CSR / The Wallflowers Fr 13-Jun-03  1:00pm  CC  93k  Sara Gilbert / Counting Crows  2:00pm  CC  95i  Madeline Kahn / Bush  5:30pm  CC  98q  John Goodman / Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers  2:00am  CC  96j  Kevin Spacey / Beck  3:00am  CC  98l  Gwyneth Paltrow / Barenaked Ladies *************************************************************************** **** 91m  Jason Priestly / Teenage Fanclub ........................................................................... .... COLD: medal-contending figure skater (host) has fall-filled Olympic performance mono: audience members' questions for host are all about Luke Perry COMM: Jiffy Pop Airbag serves your safety & snacking needs skit: The Life & Times of Johnny Hildo (host)- unfortunate name causes grief show: Sprockets- (host) chooses shemale Susan (PHH) on Love Werks dating game show: The Arsenio Hall (CSR) Show- The New Kids On The Block respond to critics MISC: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey- on what to do when you feel like killing song  musical guest performs The Concept news  DAS defends rampaging circus elephant, tells how he would've subdued it show: Beverly Hills 90120- students are distraught over zip code consolidation comm  domestic violence pervades song lyrics of La Tour (TIM) & Johnson (ELC) skit  (host) passes oddball tests posed by fiancee's (BEC) father (PHH) MISC  Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey- on the merits of a kryptonite cross song  musical guest performs What You Do To Me & Pet Rock skit  while robbing a bank in a black neighborhood, (host) & (DAC) deny racism *************************************************************************** **** 91q  Sharon Stone / Pearl Jam ........................................................................... .... cold: Wayne's World- the annual Best & Worst of the Oscars are announced mono: host keeps studio on edge by setting up for a Basic Instinct leg cross COMM: Jiffy Pop Airbag {rerun} skit: intimidated (CHF) & (ADS) babble while hitting on (host); JOL cameo skit  (KEN) can't lose himself in sex-game role playing with wife (host) skit  Toonces runs over Flippy The Flipping Chihuahua before driving off cliff COMM  Lung Brush {rerun} skit: Basic Instinct interrogation scene doesn't discern sex of androgynous Pat song  musical guest performs Alive news: ROS recounts escalating responses he got during his door-to-door survey news: Queen Shenequa- my ancestors' labor should exempt me from income tax news: newly-engaged VIJ sings I Love A Cop & does a handstand on the newsdesk skit: male airport security guards abuse their authority & make (host) undress skit  shopkeeper (CSR) bombards his wife (ELC) with participle-_base_d insults comm  (host) borrows Tayster's Choice Spermicidal Jelly from neighbor (DAC) comm  Phil Hartman Creations- PHH demonstrates the many uses of his wigs comm  Tayster's Choice Spermicidal Jelly borrower will repay neighbor later song  musical guest performs Porch skit  (PHH) & fiancee (host) come clean about their pornography-_base_d lives comm  Tayster's Choice Spermicidal Jelly borrower meets neighbor at party *************************************************************************** **** 92h  Tom Arnold / Neil Young ........................................................................... .... cold: Wayne's World- Wayne & Garth list top 10 things they love about Clinton mono: host sings Johnny B. Goode while NBC programming notes scroll by show: Sex & Peer Pressure At Valley High- gay teens in PBS afterschool special skit: Clinton (PHH) eats food at McDonald's to explain Somalia-related issues song  musical guest performs From Hank to Hendrix news  Roseanne Arnold [real] rails against assertiveness double standards news  KEN would like to give harasser Bob Packwood a taste of his own medicine news  Queen Shenequa's review of The Bodyguard concerns deleted sex scenes show: Super Fans visit Bob Swerski in the hospital; Dick Butkus cameo song  grunge band Dogs (ADS), (MIM), (ROS), (DAC), (RBS) performs a canine song skit  Tales From The Ambulance- paperclip distributor (host) faces downsizing comm  Porno Buyers' Service representative (ROS) is efficient but not discreet song  musical guest performs Harvest Moon skit: high-school equivalency degree recipients attend 10-year class reunion *************************************************************************** **** 92j  Danny DeVito / Bon Jovi ........................................................................... .... cold: Bob & Bill Swerski write a letter to protest firing of Mike Ditka [real] mono: dysfunctional vaudevillians host & ROS will do anything for a laugh COMM  Canis {rerun} comm: Tori Spelling (MEH) in FOX TV-movie- Aaron Spelling's Amy Fisher, 10516 show: Simon- American tub-sharer Vinnie (host) has ties to the mob show  Masterpiece Theatre- the PBS Amy Fisher tale is The House Of Buttafuoco skit  restaurant patrons imply guilt via suspiciously shifting their eyes MISC  Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey- on coaxing a spirit back to its body comm  BET's Buttafuoco variant is Amy Fisher (ELC), One Messed-Up Bitch song  musical guest performs Bed of Roses news  on a technicality, Jan Brady (MEH) names Leprechaun the year's best movie skit  Gap employees Kristy (DAS) & Lucy (ADS) hassle Di & other customers skit: Charlton Heston (PHH) helps convert Madonna's book Sex to Books On Tape comm  Unbelievable New Breakthroughs- Mary Jo Buttafuoco (JAH) & hair-in-a-can skit: hitman (host) doesn't hide his occupation from his wife (JUS) very well song  musical guest performs Wanted Dead or Alive skit  support group for adults still living with their parents holds a meeting
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